Actual questions asked of librarians

This was given to me at work yesterday and I thought that there would be a select few of you that could relate to it!!!

1) Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on national park sites?

2) I was here about threee weeks ago looking at a cookbook that costs $39.95. Do you know which one it is?

3) Which outlets in the library are appropriate for my hairdryer?